Dads drunken bar fight at the Red Dragon

So I come home to put away my meds and I hear from mom and dad - that dad got into a bar fight with 7 twenty year old guys. Some kid was bragging about getting a medal of honor or something and dad starts asking question - guy is probably in the military and asks where is his military ID card. Guy doesn't have one and dad says he is full of shit or something along those lines. Starts gathering his friends because dad kind if calling him out on his lie. This kids acts like he is going to throw a punch and dad lands the one first. According to mom - dad hit all seven and two hit him - he pays his tab and goes to leave calling mom to pick him up say he only got hit twice? At this point is sounds like Catherine, Johnny and Holly all jump in the car to get dad at the red dragon. Full on fight. Dad fell down a bunch scraped both knees and forearms, even got a bruised cheek. Mom said Catherine was yelling, pulling shirts and scratching, getting in peoples faces. Holly was barking and wanted to get in on the action. John never got hit - only an elbow to the eye getting someone off dad. They didn't want Jessica to find out so they made up a story that he was helping mom put up boxes and one fell on him. But oh my goodness dad - I think that is another bar he is never going to go to. What is that two bars this month he has gotten kind of kicked out of. (Tower - lecturing some guy on how to raise his kids and he winked at dad). Poor mom. But Catherine and Johnny were all fired up. Reminds me of Rome and the gypsies that grab me and Catherine and I punched them off. Catherine was so fired up she wanted to punch something.